I was with my honey and we were making out when the phone rang. I walked away to answer it, which disappointed her since I am a very good kisser and not afraid to experiment.
"Hello?" I said into the phone. Someone began whispering on the other end, so low that I could barely make it out.
"Who's there?" I asked.
The dumbass kept whispering, in a muted sort of way, like the sound on a TV that's been turned right down. I pressed the phone closer to my ear, trying to work out what they were saying. Amongst the crackling of the line and some weird scratching sounds, I made out the words "playground" and then, a few seconds after, "too late". Then they started coughing up a lung.
Suddenly, the scratching roared up in a blast of static and just about bloody deafened me. Between that and the whispering this was just about the most obnoxious caller ever. Jeez.
I told my girl, and she said maybe we should go check out the playground.
So that's what we're gonna do now.
I think it was your girlfriend's dead father on the phone.
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